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Kevin
@fullbleed.bsky.social
598 followers, 825 follows, 439 posts
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JustEli
@3lihunt3r.bsky.social
55 followers, 262 follows, 340 posts
Registered:8 Feb 2026 22:37
Follow date:16 Mar 2026 22:39
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๐Ÿ“ Los Angeles | ๐Ÿ“š Bookish |๐Ÿ‘ค (he/him) | ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽฎ Gaymer | Pokemon | FFXIV https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com... Spreading Moods and Vibes since... Oh God, when did I get OLD... F***! Also you wish I was that Eli. ๐Ÿ˜ (am not)
Diabetica
@diabetica.bsky.social
508 followers, 795 follows, 894 posts
Registered:28 Jun 2023 13:43
Follow date:16 Mar 2026 13:50
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- Delivers a smile, stews in anxiety! - Queer Puerto Rican - They/Them - T1 Diabetic - Works in IT at a non-profit - oh god, fighting games - Chicago-based!
Cooper
@itscooperisland.bsky.social
2,040 followers, 3,773 follows, 437 posts
Registered:15 Nov 2024 15:47
Follow date:7 Mar 2026 20:24
Last post:9 Mar 2026
๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ”โ™๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿˆ Sometimes NSFW Twitch streamer -> https://www.twitch.tv/cooperis... Check my other socials! -> https://linktr.ee/itscooperisl...
Mikey
@mikeymoogle.bsky.social
199 followers, 106 follows, 366 posts
Registered:13 Sep 2023 22:04
Follow date:7 Mar 2026 19:13
Last post:19 hours ago
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๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต He/him. I post about video games and gay stuff. ่‹ฑ/ๆ—ฅ Twitch.tv/mikeymoogle youtube.com/@mikeymoogle
mike
@wetlick.bsky.social
335 followers, 346 follows, 726 posts
Registered:8 Jan 2024 17:01
Follow date:22 Feb 2026 09:58
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32, faggot in toronto. like a lot of nerd shit.
SurfaceLevelTay
@islandoftay.bsky.social
26 followers, 27 follows, 304 posts
Registered:18 Nov 2025 15:03
Follow date:22 Feb 2026 01:01
Last post:13 minutes ago
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33 ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆโ™’๏ธ ATL Aquariusโ˜€๏ธ PSN/Xbox: MidnightYoshida I'm not really good at writing descriptions but I will answer questions.
Zekey Pooh. ๐Ÿงธ
@zekeytheotter.bsky.social
19,998 followers, 2,005 follows, 11,326 posts
Registered:3 Apr 2025 05:17
Follow date:10 Feb 2026 21:53
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Your least favorite silly otter. ๐Ÿฆฆ Horror, video games, pokรฉmon, sports. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ Texas.๐Ÿ“ IG: _zekeypooh
Justin Logan ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿป
@justinlogan.bsky.social
2,141 followers, 2,886 follows, 2,248 posts
Registered:12 Nov 2024 17:38
Follow date:10 Feb 2026 21:26
Last post:1 day ago
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50 | he/him | L.A. / Long Beach, CA I dig record stores, horror movies, California theme parks, Twin Peaks, films, tacos and human rights.
Pete Buttigieg verified
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social
748,935 followers, 15 follows, 349 posts
Registered:2 Feb 2025 22:44
Follow date:27 Jan 2026 06:42
Last post:12 hours ago
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Husband, dad, veteran, writer, and proud Midwesterner. 19th US Secretary of Transportation and former Mayor of South Bend.
Part-Time Shrimp ๐Ÿฆ
@hartlesmage.bsky.social
1,394 followers, 1,732 follows, 3,270 posts
Registered:29 Jul 2023 16:56
Follow date:24 Jan 2026 00:42
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Little Critter Enthusiast | He/Him | Chicago | Grumpy Asian man | Aether - Adamantoise (FFXIV) | Ask me about my fish or arthropods ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชฒ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‚ Suggestive and NSFW at times Profile picture by bigtwange.bsky.social
Jason Vario
@jasonvarioxxx.bsky.social
1,582 followers, 1 follows, 0 posts
Registered:31 Mar 2025 14:42
Follow date:23 Jan 2026 22:16
Top Onlyfans Creators. Award winning adult performer๐Ÿ† Muscle nerd ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿค“Gaymer and all Canadian beef ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿฅฉ
Kevin VanOrd ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿป
@fiddlecub.bsky.social
6,496 followers, 1,381 follows, 5,674 posts
Registered:19 Jun 2023 16:25
Follow date:7 Jan 2026 13:54
Last post:6 hours ago
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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Game designer and writer: Divinity, Baldur's Gate 3, Divinity: Original Sin 2 | Your gay dad: partnered to Stephen and @cubgent.bsky.social | Doing my best Steam / PlayStation / Xbox Live: fiddlecub Signal: fiddlecub.85
Richard โ€œDickโ€ Hamby
@loadingzone.bsky.social
5,003 followers, 577 follows, 604 posts
Registered:1 Aug 2023 01:48
Follow date:20 Dec 2025 02:14
Last post:1 day ago
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Pornographer๐ŸŒฝ illustrator โœ’๏ธ pinko โ˜ญ welcome to the Loading Zone he/him https://linktr.ee/Loadingzone
Steven
@ziggythepinhead.bsky.social
48 followers, 45 follows, 146 posts
Registered:26 Nov 2025 00:37
Follow date:9 Dec 2025 14:08
Last post:27 Jan 2026
Last like given:1 day ago
Boring, gay, tired, obsessed with video games, space, technology, and whatever Youtube rabbit hole I've found myself in. SOMETIMES I POST SPICY THINGS, SOMETIMES I LIKE SPICY THINGS, I'M AN ADULT LOOKING TO INTERACT WITH ADULTS 18+ only is a given
Rob Osito
@chicagoosito.bsky.social
1,281 followers, 3,667 follows, 93 posts
Registered:14 Nov 2024 21:04
Follow date:9 Dec 2025 05:30
Last post:23 Feb 2026
Last like received:5 days ago
NSFW ๐Ÿ”ž and fun pictures of my life Chicago,IL Sicilian Hairy Bearded ๐Ÿ”Verst Muscle ๐Ÿป Daddy Your Nerd's Favorite Nerd DM 4 Collab and looking for friends and travel buddies as well Tips are Valued https://cash.app/$ChicagoOsito
Grapplinbear
@grapplinbear.bsky.social
204 followers, 938 follows, 11 posts
Registered:24 Nov 2025 16:41
Follow date:9 Dec 2025 04:32
Last post:6 days ago
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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿคผโ€โ™‚๏ธโ™ NSFW 18+ only #gay #Wrestler #wrestling #grappling #grappler #hairy #frot #nip Oklahoma, formerly Texas
Mikey Paton ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
@itsmikeybixch.bsky.social
3,519 followers, 4,252 follows, 1,473 posts
Registered:2 Aug 2023 05:26
Follow date:9 Dec 2025 04:32
Last post:2 days ago
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I like men, anime and all things ๐Ÿ˜ DM me on Insta:its_mikeybixch Telegram:Telemikey97
FlyGuy32
@flyguy32.bsky.social
7,015 followers, 1,273 follows, 58 posts
Registered:17 Nov 2024 17:56
Follow date:9 Dec 2025 04:31
Last post:28 Feb 2026
Last like received:9 hours ago
adventures of your average ginger himbro๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿงก - MESSAGE TO SEE MORE -
Lukas
@gaymingbear.bsky.social
2,318 followers, 1,106 follows, 6,312 posts
Registered:22 Jun 2023 21:07
Follow date:9 Dec 2025 04:02
Last post:3 days ago
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26 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿป CT (He/Him) Another gay obsessed with Pokรฉmon? Groundbreaking. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Trans rights are human rights ๐ŸŽฎ Creator of GaymerFeed
Vau
@vaauuu.bsky.social
363 followers, 188 follows, 4 posts
Registered:14 Feb 2024 00:35
Follow date:21 Nov 2025 05:56
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Nintendo v. US
@deafboi.bsky.social
935 followers, 793 follows, 7,406 posts
Registered:30 Aug 2023 17:57
Follow date:20 Nov 2025 15:14
Last post:50 minutes ago
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Pro-Wrestling fan ๐Ÿคผโ€โ™‚๏ธ, Geeky๐Ÿ”ญ, bi ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ, HOH(deaf) ๐Ÿฆป๐Ÿพ photography ๐Ÿ“ธ, some politics ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ, he/him Skeet skeet on n*****
Lion
@hethebear.bsky.social
658 followers, 726 follows, 2,891 posts
Registered:7 Aug 2023 00:28
Follow date:20 Nov 2025 13:01
Last post:17 hours ago
Last like given:4 days ago
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Alt Queer in Edgewater, Chicago. Open & Poly Manic Pixie Guy. Lover of fitness, baking, vegetarian food and all things glitter and free. NSFW. Ask me for Discord, Snapchat, Insta, etc.
SatyrGaymer
@aeninth.bsky.social
248 followers, 87 follows, 171 posts
Registered:18 Jul 2023 16:59
Follow date:15 Nov 2025 05:49
Last post:6 days ago
Last like given:13 hours ago
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Just another white gay moving to Chicago at 29.
Grayson Howell // Pup Gray (โœˆ๏ธATX 3/20-3/23) GRABBY 2026 NOMINEE!
@sweddybear.bsky.social
35,192 followers, 1,780 follows, 1,027 posts
Registered:27 Sep 2023 17:03
Follow date:11 Nov 2025 01:23
Last post:9 hours ago
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Grabby Nominated Chicago based horny and goofy bear/pup/weirdo ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŒˆ โœจCheck out my OF and JFFโœจ https://onlyfans.com/sweddy_be... https://justfor.fans/GraysonHo... For ED help through Olympia pharm use my referral code: 013 https://www.trimixhelp.com/
Knit Guy
@knitguy70.bsky.social
2,273 followers, 4,439 follows, 328 posts
Registered:17 Oct 2024 19:25
Follow date:31 Oct 2025 20:16
Last post:4 days ago
Last like given:15 minutes ago
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Checking things out here. 50-something gay man in chicago.
Letterboxd verified
@letterboxd.social
100,748 followers, 65 follows, 3,407 posts
Registered:27 Nov 2024 02:08
Follow date:31 Oct 2025 06:09
Last post:8 hours ago
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๐Ÿš€๐Ÿค—๐Ÿชจ A global community of film lovers. Share your taste in movies via our free apps for iOS, Android, Apple TV, and on the web. https://letterboxd.com
Hairy Hamlin -
@hairyhamlin.bsky.social
215 followers, 220 follows, 200 posts
Registered:13 Nov 2024 22:30
Follow date:30 Oct 2025 10:08
Last post:19 Dec 2025
Last like given:5 days ago
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Brazen hussy. Here for your looks ๐Ÿค , or for your looks ๐Ÿ‘€ / DM your alt! / idc abt ur gym pump or ur tongues / ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ / Virgo Democratic Slรผt/ ๐Ÿ Chicago ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ/ Not here for likes obvs
Andy
@andrewjones.uk
1,165 followers, 941 follows, 2,708 posts
Registered:6 Aug 2023 20:17
Follow date:29 Oct 2025 10:01
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He/him โ€ข London Innovation Manager๐Ÿ’ก | ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ | Play Xbox, Switch 2, PC, PS5 ๐ŸŽฎ | Follow NFL ๐Ÿˆ and F1 ๐ŸŽ๏ธ Find me in most places @jonesyriffic Views are my own. https://go.andrewjones.uk/link...
SmoothHeaded
@smoothheaded.bsky.social
2,065 followers, 884 follows, 5,883 posts
Registered:30 Oct 2023 20:47
Follow date:29 Oct 2025 07:01
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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ who likes reading, video games (classic 2D preferred), LEGO, cooking/baking, and making an absolute mess with watercolors. ๐Ÿ‘ฌ (@orphanrefugee.bsky.social)
Ben ๐Ÿฅž
@benjimnn.bsky.social
9,337 followers, 939 follows, 10,480 posts
Registered:31 May 2023 18:07
Follow date:29 Oct 2025 06:59
Last post:13 hours ago
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Has a cat, too many books, a Switch, and a PS5 | ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŽฎ | pancake dilf | elderly Millennial | lapsed author | ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ | almost always SFW
Thiccdadsvaping4christ
@meccorad.bsky.social
2,607 followers, 1,401 follows, 10,596 posts
Registered:20 May 2023 04:37
Follow date:29 Oct 2025 06:58
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he/him. random. cat dad. dog dad. adventurous. tequila. creative. buddhist. traveler. zombies. halloween. gay. spooky bitch. greenwitch. โ™’๏ธ Insta: https://instagram.com/luftherz...
๐Ÿฆˆ Sharkey
@mrsharkey.bsky.social
10,417 followers, 1,118 follows, 5,052 posts
Registered:3 Jul 2023 03:44
Follow date:29 Oct 2025 06:58
Last post:15 minutes ago
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Your local bi himbo. ๐ŸŒด LA ๐Ÿ“‡ Eoin Thomas Sharkey ๐ŸŽจ Abstract Expressionist Painter ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿซ Court Reporting Student www.sharkey.club
Bookwyrm
@shadowdra126.bsky.social
2,081 followers, 664 follows, 15,543 posts
Registered:2 Aug 2023 12:21
Follow date:29 Oct 2025 06:56
Last post:26 minutes ago
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33. He/Him. ATL. Funny Nerd. Gaymer. TV, Movie, and Book lover. Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/4AfE5 NSFW๐Ÿ”ž Bisexual/Aromantic
ะผษ‘ะณฮบ
@drumrollplease.bsky.social
4,922 followers, 1,642 follows, 5,067 posts
Registered:9 Nov 2024 02:34
Follow date:29 Oct 2025 06:55
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Certified geekโ€”seven days a week. ๐Ÿ––๐ŸปโœŠ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒˆ
Boba
@bobaboy.bsky.social
1,376 followers, 636 follows, 4,037 posts
Registered:7 Jul 2023 01:22
Follow date:29 Oct 2025 06:53
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๐ŸŽฎ ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ Gaymer ๐Ÿฉบ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿˆ Future Vet Tech ๐Ÿ”๏ธ PNW (Washington)
AJ
@ajhood.bsky.social
4,564 followers, 2,286 follows, 39,233 posts
Registered:3 Jul 2023 05:41
Follow date:29 Oct 2025 06:53
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Kiwi ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ in Aus ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ |๐Ÿ‹๏ธ|LGBT๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ | ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿช | ๐Ÿชก๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ | ๐Ÿ‚ | ๐Ÿ’ช | He/Him | ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธโœŠ ๐Ÿ“Melbourne, Australia Joined July 4th 2023
Reality_Lite | Zee (They/Them)
@reality-lite.bsky.social
2,317 followers, 444 follows, 642 posts
Registered:17 Oct 2024 20:41
Follow date:29 Oct 2025 06:52
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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆQueer Creator & Streamer ๐ŸŒƒChicago ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ชLatine ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฝthey/them ๐Ÿง ADHD ๐ŸŽฎGaymer โค๏ธNintendo โœ‹๐Ÿฝ18+Only โ€ข ๐Ÿ‰ ๐Ÿ’Œ Inbox.ZeeCreates@icloud.com ๐Ÿ’ธ $ggsZee ๐ŸŒฑ Links linktr.ee/reality_lite ๐ŸŽ Wishlist throne.com/reality_lite ๐Ÿ’œ Stream twitch.tv/reality_lite
Ray Caspio
@raycaspio.bsky.social
84 followers, 112 follows, 115 posts
Registered:21 Jan 2025 17:46
Follow date:29 Oct 2025 06:43
Last post:3 Mar 2026
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Chicago โ† Cleveland โ€ข multidisciplinary artist โ€ขย confessional to camp โ€ข raw โ€ข intimacy โ€ขย subconscious โ€ข homoerotic โ€ขย performance installations โ€ข improv โ€ข writing โ€ข drawing โ€ข painting โ€ข video โ€ข audio โ€ข illustration โ€ข photography raycaspio.com
Pup Sparrowhawk ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
@pupsparrowhawk.bsky.social
518 followers, 268 follows, 975 posts
Registered:29 Jan 2025 15:22
Follow date:29 Oct 2025 06:42
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Chicago is home. Exploring new things and kinks. Follow me on this journey as I explore and experience new things. Hoping to connect with other pups and guys around the world. DMs are always welcome.
Sean Murray
@nomansbsky.bsky.social
10,225 followers, 0 follows, 45 posts
Registered:23 Feb 2025 09:21
Follow date:29 Oct 2025 05:32
Last post:3 Mar 2026
Last like received:10 hours ago
Hello Games founder. Light No Fire, No Man's Sky, Joe Danger, The Last Campfire https://www.nomanssky.com/
just a lilโ€™ guy
@justinalex.bsky.social
12,037 followers, 1,754 follows, 3,593 posts
Registered:5 Jul 2023 21:21
Follow date:29 Oct 2025 00:06
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baking | horror | thirst
gaymie
@treknirb.bsky.social
2,486 followers, 775 follows, 2,926 posts
Registered:25 Jun 2023 21:45
Follow date:28 Oct 2025 23:59
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๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿซš ๐Ÿคณ ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿผ instagram.com/treknirb
Coreyโ€™s Spring Awakening
@thealmostbear.bsky.social
3,811 followers, 2,177 follows, 45,933 posts
Registered:8 Jun 2023 23:40
Follow date:28 Oct 2025 23:58
Last post:23 minutes ago
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(He/Him) LGBTQ+ ๐ŸŒˆ team player (gay division); Black and chubby; curious about the world even as I get older. **Fair Warning**: my outgoing posts will be more NSFMW ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ž than my past profiles. Interests include: transport, Trek, cookery, puns/wordplay.
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@truedrew.bsky.social
1,898 followers, 681 follows, 5,706 posts
Registered:30 Aug 2024 23:27
Follow date:28 Oct 2025 23:57
Last post:27 minutes ago
Last like given:23 minutes ago
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I support queer rights and queer wrongs Instagram.com/truedrew
โœจMog Daddyโœจ
@mogdaddy88.bsky.social
2,837 followers, 1,789 follows, 9,005 posts
Registered:17 Jul 2023 15:29
Follow date:28 Oct 2025 23:55
Last post:3 Mar 2026
Last like given:3 days ago
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MI based | "Elder" Millennial | Gaymer ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ | Horror fan ๐Ÿ‘ป | Final Fantasy โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฎ | Sailor Moon ๐ŸŒ™ | Married ๐Ÿ‘ฌ | ๐Ÿถ dad | AuDHD โ™พ๏ธ | Capricorn โ™‘ Find all my socials and gaming profiles below! โคต๏ธ https://woosh.link/mogdaddy88....
Vel
@velplatypup.bsky.social
796 followers, 666 follows, 1,488 posts
Registered:15 Aug 2023 21:28
Follow date:28 Oct 2025 23:54
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41 yo Platydragondemonpup thingy. Partner of a gator, slave to a bear NSFW 18+ only! Horny on main Icon: sharkiekelp Banner: zangerdanger Next event: its a secret
Chris
@ottersf.bsky.social
13,594 followers, 5,143 follows, 6,601 posts
Registered:16 Jun 2023 20:40
Follow date:28 Oct 2025 23:53
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Overthinker. Friend of all cats. SF gay. Unfiltered; IRL friends tread with caution.