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Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
Follows by @jasontheaverage.bsky.social
My Evil Twin
Registered:8 Mar 2026 18:28
Follow date:9 Mar 2026 00:45
Last post:2 hours ago
Last like given:1 hour ago
Last like received:2 hours ago
bsky locked me out temporarily and now i'm evil sometimes
especially when @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social forgets her password or the app is being dumb
or maybe you're dumb ydk i'm evil b*tch!
this whole thing could be a plot to steal your jewels! 😈💅
Bsky Tracker | Tracker - Manager for Bluesky
Registered:19 Dec 2024 21:27
Follow date:8 Mar 2026 02:43
Last post:1 day ago
Last like received:1 day ago
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BUG-EYED CAT
Registered:5 Aug 2023 20:59
Follow date:3 Mar 2026 03:10
Last post:24 minutes ago
Last like given:5 minutes ago
Last like received:11 minutes ago
Champion in the epic war against squirrels
My Posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
Pfp: The face of grey bug-eyed cat
Background banner: B&W image of a chubby, fluffy cat in repose with bug-eyes
Sage Deviant 🏳️⚧️
Registered:2 May 2023 21:25
Follow date:2 Mar 2026 01:35
Last post:54 minutes ago
Last like given:25 minutes ago
Last like received:44 seconds ago
artist, writer, tech alchemist. goth cyberpunk combat doll.
2028 Democratic Primary Frontrunner
please use alt text.
🔞minors dni🔞 she/they/fae
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🎮𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: Demonschool⛧🏫⛧
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merch👩🎤: transgender.gay
Blerrechaun
Registered:21 Nov 2024 19:45
Follow date:20 Feb 2026 16:48
Last post:22 minutes ago
Last like given:10 minutes ago
Last like received:2 minutes ago
🍀
Ginger catgirl
Predictably unpredicable fervent feline phenom
Building off the core of who I am
Queen of Chaos
John Lyon
Registered:17 Nov 2024 21:02
Follow date:20 Feb 2026 16:48
Last post:8 hours ago
Last like given:4 hours ago
Last like received:55 minutes ago
Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist
Registered:17 Nov 2024 19:49
Follow date:20 Feb 2026 16:48
Last post:5 days ago
Let's laugh together or cry. Trying to be kind, generous, and compassionate. Definitely foolish.
Just Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
PFP ART BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
🍕 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author🍕
Registered:3 Oct 2023 18:25
Follow date:20 Feb 2026 16:48
Last post:1 hour ago
Last like given:1 hour ago
Last like received:33 minutes ago
Lex is my name, eating soup is my game
Also writing books: ltvargus.com/books
CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
CREAM OF THE CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
Granite Man
Registered:20 Aug 2023 03:36
Follow date:20 Feb 2026 16:47
Last post:1 day ago
Last like given:1 day ago
Last like received:12 hours ago
Here we go again. 🏴
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson
Registered:19 Dec 2023 01:13
Follow date:20 Feb 2026 16:47
Last post:9 hours ago
Last like given:1 hour ago
Last like received:7 hours ago
Just a regular human shitposter. 40-something-year-old dweeb.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
Maddeningly Matt
Registered:19 Aug 2023 04:38
Follow date:20 Feb 2026 16:47
Last post:3 days ago
Last like given:1 day ago
Last like received:2 days ago
Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey.
Matts of Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/momen...
SeaTea
Registered:28 Oct 2023 01:07
Follow date:20 Feb 2026 16:47
Last post:2 hours ago
Last like given:2 hours ago
Last like received:8 minutes ago
I use pain to hide the humor.
Unreliable Narrator.
I don't rent pigs.
Coach Mark & The Crew
Registered:15 Oct 2025 18:07
Follow date:20 Feb 2026 16:47
Last post:5 hours ago
Last like given:2 hours ago
Last like received:8 minutes ago
I share music & lyrics, photos of a lake, and three dogs
The beat-up grapefruit spoon in the silverware drawer
Progressive
My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
Ducky. Just Ducky 🦆
Registered:28 Aug 2023 12:08
Follow date:20 Feb 2026 16:47
Last post:24 minutes ago
Last like given:4 minutes ago
Last like received:10 minutes ago
I’m a bit of an idiot sometimes. Middle aged and nerdy. I send duck pics, not dick pics. Sometimes wholesome as fuck, sometimes rated R. I’m a paradox. Straight ally. Originally from the 919, IYKYK
https://ngl.link/justducky2
sophia ♥️
Registered:12 Nov 2024 21:29
Follow date:20 Feb 2026 16:47
Last post:8 hours ago
Last like given:8 hours ago
Last like received:2 hours ago
she/her • 33 • deeply unserious 🫶
unfiltered access: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
Vincenzo
Registered:29 Jan 2025 00:14
Follow date:20 Feb 2026 16:46
Last post:2 hours ago
Last like given:2 hours ago
Last like received:13 minutes ago
Music lover / Horror & spooky stuff / Dark humor / Cleveland / Python / Django
Personal account for goofing around with friends.
Megs
Registered:12 Dec 2024 03:45
Follow date:20 Feb 2026 16:46
Last post:2 days ago
Last like given:5 hours ago
Last like received:1 day ago
I live my life by Fight, flight, freeze, fawn, fazolis and fuck 🤷🏻♀️
Bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
Weird shit men say to me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
Living_in_the_rhyme_light
Registered:12 Nov 2024 14:39
Follow date:20 Feb 2026 16:46
Last post:9 hours ago
Last like given:9 hours ago
Last like received:4 hours ago
I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
Registered:4 Feb 2025 07:32
Follow date:20 Feb 2026 16:46
Last post:1 hour ago
Last like given:1 hour ago
Last like received:40 minutes ago
41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
🫧BOOP🫧
Registered:17 Nov 2024 03:10
Follow date:20 Feb 2026 16:46
Last post:2 Jan 2026
Last like received:1 day ago
🌏 Who knew the path
to world domination, was paved with layers of ironic shitposting
✨Delete your handler
⬇️MIND MORSELS ⬇️
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Pizza Las Vegas
Registered:11 Jun 2023 10:48
Follow date:20 Feb 2026 16:45
Last post:29 minutes ago
Last like given:3 minutes ago
Last like received:27 minutes ago
This is a joke account.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
Shaun
Registered:30 Jan 2025 16:36
Follow date:20 Feb 2026 16:45
Last post:1 day ago
Last like given:14 hours ago
Last like received:24 hours ago
God’s favorite little idiot
Nobody’s favorite reply guy
Taken
MDNI
my posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
only pics https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
Holly BroLightly
Registered:10 Aug 2024 03:34
Follow date:12 Feb 2026 01:41
Last post:27 Feb 2026
Last like given:3 days ago
formerly @Hollyholightly but my account was hacked 😭
Angry. Like, all the time.
nicky the friendly shark
Registered:14 Nov 2024 22:33
Follow date:5 Feb 2026 00:09
they/she | alcoholic in recovery | probably an Australian (sorry)
1 Month 🎉🥺
contributor to @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
geekysteven
Registered:25 May 2023 03:05
Follow date:5 Feb 2026 00:09
Last post:35 minutes ago
Last like given:10 minutes ago
Last like received:40 seconds ago
let's get silly with it
my posts: https://tinyurl.com/yc8r29y4
books: https://geekysteven.com/books
beccadagoo
Registered:11 May 2023 22:39
Follow date:5 Feb 2026 00:09
Last post:1 hour ago
Last like given:1 hour ago
Last like received:38 minutes ago
all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
The last Chuck-E-cheese
Registered:19 Oct 2025 21:43
Follow date:5 Feb 2026 00:09
Last post:9 Feb 2026
Now with 74% less asbestos
The lawsuits couldnt keep us down
Professor Freaksworth
Registered:1 Jul 2023 20:48
Follow date:5 Feb 2026 00:08
Last post:15 minutes ago
Last like given:3 minutes ago
Last like received:4 minutes ago
Serial liker. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 43
All you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up!
Scoob
Registered:24 May 2023 19:29
Follow date:5 Feb 2026 00:07
Last post:1 day ago
Last like given:5 hours ago
Last like received:3 hours ago
The internet's favorite uncle. The Hamburger Helper guy. Inventor of the hogdog. No minors
Avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Rogs
Registered:24 May 2023 15:05
Follow date:5 Feb 2026 00:07
Last post:3 hours ago
Last like given:3 hours ago
Last like received:2 minutes ago
He/him, officially 40 y.o. white guy
RIP Christina, December 2024 💚
My job is carpenter but I also have a dog
The reply guy’s replies guy
James
Registered:9 Oct 2023 20:00
Follow date:4 Feb 2026 15:56
Last post:21 hours ago
Last like given:6 hours ago
Last like received:43 minutes ago
This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
📸: https://bsky.app/profile/james...
Cosmic Clau
Registered:4 Jun 2023 20:15
Follow date:3 Feb 2026 18:14
Last post:3 minutes ago
Last like given:3 minutes ago
Last like received:2 seconds ago
"Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
mayonnaise boy (backup)
Registered:23 Jan 2026 17:54
Follow date:23 Jan 2026 19:05
Last post:29 Jan 2026
Wizard O'Awes ☘️
Registered:16 Oct 2023 01:08
Follow date:14 Jan 2026 19:04
Last post:3 hours ago
Last like given:3 hours ago
Last like received:2 days ago
Just a cool motherfucker.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
Inspector Ratchet
Registered:27 Jul 2023 14:01
Follow date:14 Jan 2026 19:04
Last post:4 Mar 2026
I didn't ask to be here
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PAM!
Registered:30 Jun 2023 03:16
Follow date:14 Jan 2026 19:04
Last post:42 seconds ago
Last like given:2 seconds ago
Last like received:9 seconds ago
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It me👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
thepokeuk.bsky.social
Registered:14 Nov 2024 12:57
Follow date:14 Jan 2026 14:47
Last post:1 day ago
Last like given:4 days ago
Last like received:8 hours ago
Rainbow-Tater 🍓
Registered:30 Aug 2025 06:27
Follow date:12 Jan 2026 16:28
Last post:2 Feb 2026
A starchy construct of whimsy ✨
Colorfully upsetting—but in a fun way
Will buy your kids musical instruments.
Obviously parody, don’t take me seriously
Queen of the nerds 🌈
What’s My Rage Again?
Registered:25 Nov 2025 00:24
Follow date:11 Jan 2026 17:31
Last post:4 hours ago
Last like given:3 hours ago
Last like received:56 minutes ago
At least my poor life choices have a fun soundtrack. Feel free to call me Dad. Im old.
My Posts
https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...
Eugreenia
Registered:12 Dec 2024 23:31
Follow date:11 Jan 2026 17:31
Last post:7 hours ago
Last like given:1 hour ago
Last like received:3 hours ago
Librarian. Reader
Dog and cats living together
Mass hysteria
Cishet and white but trying not to be weird about it
Jim
Registered:4 Dec 2023 00:50
Follow date:11 Jan 2026 17:31
Last post:35 minutes ago
Last like given:34 minutes ago
Last like received:5 minutes ago
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.
Better
https://bsky.app/profile/jimst...
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
Registered:28 Apr 2023 03:29
Follow date:1 Jan 2026 05:47
Last post:29 minutes ago
Last like given:26 minutes ago
Last like received:40 seconds ago
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Listifications
Registered:26 Nov 2024 20:25
Follow date:30 Dec 2025 03:31
Last post:2 days ago
Last like given:22 hours ago
Last like received:36 minutes ago
Follow me to receive notifications via DM whenever you're added to a starter pack, block list, feed or when someone blocks your account.
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Registered:18 Aug 2023 16:49
Follow date:30 Dec 2025 03:12
Last post:11 minutes ago
Last like given:11 minutes ago
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shinedown is everyone's band. never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja 🇵🇸
Catbus
Registered:5 May 2023 15:34
Follow date:30 Dec 2025 03:11
Last post:30 seconds ago
Last like given:24 seconds ago
Last like received:0 seconds ago
Your old pal, Catbus from Online
shitposts, shoegaze, cinema
ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ
20 fathoms deep and regularly feral
worm
Registered:2 Jul 2024 23:05
Follow date:30 Dec 2025 03:11
Last post:30 seconds ago
Last like given:3 minutes ago
Last like received:8 minutes ago
Hi
ɡwɛnəvɾ
Registered:29 Sep 2023 13:41
Follow date:30 Dec 2025 03:11
Last post:2 hours ago
Last like given:21 minutes ago
Last like received:41 minutes ago
adult human female here for trans sisterhood and not much else. often nsfw
profile: black and white digital drawing of a skinny white woman in a black t-shirt and a fishnet on her forearm
header: black dog resting head on white converse with gay socks
N🇨🇦
Registered:25 Nov 2024 18:09
Follow date:30 Dec 2025 03:09
Just an underwhelming girl in an overwhelming world🤷🏻♀️🙄 Weed, Horror and LEGO round out my personality🫠
Swim Jeans 👖
Registered:23 Jun 2023 13:32
Follow date:30 Dec 2025 03:08
Last post:19 hours ago
Last like given:1 day ago
Last like received:6 hours ago
Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘
header by the great Marf Salvador
avi by @frovo.bsky.social
He/Him
👉: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...

