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Not JPo

@notjpo.bsky.social

5,579 followers, 457 follows, 2,693 posts

Registered:16 Nov 2024 01:54

Follow date:6 Feb 2026 22:35

Last post:22 Nov 2025

Last like received:4 days ago

No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. https://mastodon.social/@notjp... Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p... Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...

Lupus Yonderboy

@novasolis.bsky.social

1,235 followers, 188 follows, 11,227 posts

Registered:13 Nov 2024 16:01

Follow date:6 Feb 2026 19:16

Last post:12 hours ago

Last like given:12 hours ago

Last like received:6 minutes ago

1. Never put your face close to something weird. 2. Never open the airlock for someone who does.

Canadian Bacon

@tashaneedshelp.bsky.social

5,094 followers, 1,200 follows, 1,795 posts

Registered:14 Nov 2024 12:19

Follow date:3 Feb 2026 15:24

Last post:23 hours ago

Last like given:2 hours ago

Last like received:2 hours ago

Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo. https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...

Pizza Las Vegas

@muyrando.bsky.social

3,072 followers, 652 follows, 2,752 posts

Registered:11 Jun 2023 10:48

Follow date:31 Jan 2026 16:30

Last post:6 hours ago

Last like given:2 hours ago

Last like received:2 hours ago

This is a joke account. https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...

trickykæt

@trickykat.bsky.social

12,605 followers, 481 follows, 18,770 posts

Registered:14 Nov 2024 11:16

Follow date:24 Dec 2025 20:32

Last post:36 minutes ago

Last like given:20 seconds ago

Last like received:4 minutes ago

**real life is my alt, baby** she/her mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p... Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...

BooBooKitty

@bbkittyfck.bsky.social

5,385 followers, 3,489 follows, 19,380 posts

Registered:19 May 2025 12:30

Follow date:16 Dec 2025 15:30

Last post:2 hours ago

Last like given:2 hours ago

Last like received:1 minute ago

But the cat came back It just couldn’t stay away, away, away My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p... Best, first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...

Pru

@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social

23,168 followers, 1,233 follows, 3,480 posts

Registered:26 May 2023 17:59

Follow date:16 Dec 2025 15:29

Last post:2 hours ago

Last like given:2 hours ago

Last like received:1 minute ago

Humorisht the thing with the stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...

Bigthinkingcap

@bigthinkingcap.bsky.social

8,020 followers, 1,465 follows, 7,814 posts

Registered:1 Oct 2023 14:22

Follow date:1 Dec 2025 13:24

Last post:30 Jan 2026

Last like given:2 days ago

Last like received:6 days ago

Laugh because we must survive 2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor AuDHD Proud scar wearer Widow. My name is Elle She/they Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted My skeets👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...

andy vs.

@im-all-id.me

57,399 followers, 611 follows, 2,886 posts

Registered:3 Jul 2023 14:29

Follow date:1 Dec 2025 13:24

Last post:2 hours ago

Last like given:2 hours ago

Last like received:1 hour ago

middling jokes/existential dread all posts ⏬⏬ ig: @im_all_id https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...

Esquire - Men's Fashion, Cocktails, Politics, Interviews, and W…

@esquire.com.web.brid.gy

41 followers, 0 follows, 4,965 posts

Registered:9 Apr 2025 08:03

Follow date:26 Nov 2025 00:04

Last post:1 hour ago

Last like received:6 days ago

Esquire is your destination for the latest news headlines, culture coverage, political developments, celebrity interviews, mens fashion advice, and food & drink recipes. 🌉 bridged from 🌐 https://esquire.com/: https://fed.brid.gy/web/esquir...

Hoodlum 🇺🇸

@nothoodlum.bsky.social

244,342 followers, 21,709 follows, 8,512 posts

Registered:26 Apr 2023 05:51

Follow date:14 Nov 2025 01:22

Last post:26 minutes ago

Last like given:25 minutes ago

Last like received:2 seconds ago

Commentary • Satirical Emeritus

God

@thegodshow.com

589,426 followers, 862 follows, 4,879 posts

Registered:29 Apr 2023 20:25

Follow date:5 Oct 2025 22:08

Last post:17 hours ago

Last like given:8 hours ago

Last like received:2 minutes ago

Creator of the Universe. thegodshow.com

Asha Rangappa verified

@asharangappa.bsky.social

340,390 followers, 347 follows, 2,309 posts

Registered:5 Jul 2023 17:23

Follow date:1 Oct 2025 12:10

Last post:35 minutes ago

Last like given:33 minutes ago

Last like received:19 seconds ago

Fmr FBI Special Agent, lawyer, @JacksonYale. Tiger(ish) mom. Legal and national security analyst. Editor @just_security. Steam mop influencer. Views mine. https://asharangappa.substack....

Daisy

@daisy91.bsky.social

5,618 followers, 2,572 follows, 11,921 posts

Registered:13 Nov 2024 11:09

Follow date:21 Jul 2025 00:34

Last post:47 minutes ago

Last like given:48 minutes ago

Last like received:40 minutes ago

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ThexyBeatht

@thexybeatht.bsky.social

15,740 followers, 717 follows, 5,926 posts

Registered:14 Jul 2023 19:14

Follow date:20 Jul 2025 14:04

Last post:18 hours ago

Last like given:18 hours ago

Last like received:14 hours ago

Here for laughs, friends and general debauchery. Puppies, chocolate, sunshine and flip flops are my happy place. Vodka and margaritas FTW!

Billy the Child

@billytc.bsky.social

1,952 followers, 408 follows, 2,882 posts

Registered:6 Oct 2023 20:39

Follow date:16 Jul 2025 15:21

Last post:2 hours ago

Last like given:4 hours ago

Last like received:2 hours ago

purveyor of assorted smoky flavors https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...

Wilde Thingy

@wildethingy.bsky.social

6,607 followers, 498 follows, 1,617 posts

Registered:20 Sep 2023 07:47

Follow date:16 Jul 2025 15:18

Last post:4 days ago

Last like given:4 days ago

Last like received:5 hours ago

Lizzlepants 🐒

@lizzlepants.bsky.social

5,393 followers, 1,344 follows, 5,051 posts

Registered:23 Nov 2024 19:01

Follow date:16 Jul 2025 15:17

Last post:1 hour ago

Last like given:1 hour ago

Last like received:21 seconds ago

resident pantologist https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...

Justmebutnot1

@justmebutnot1.bsky.social

6,890 followers, 1,930 follows, 6,917 posts

Registered:1 Jul 2023 18:53

Follow date:16 Jul 2025 15:17

Last post:2 hours ago

Last like given:2 hours ago

Last like received:2 hours ago

My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?) https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...

Tim 🇨🇦

@qwertying.bsky.social

4,778 followers, 870 follows, 9,555 posts

Registered:20 Jul 2023 15:31

Follow date:19 Jun 2025 20:41

Last post:14 minutes ago

Last like given:25 minutes ago

Last like received:12 minutes ago

♥️ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social 🏆 Top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p... 🎉 My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p... 🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn

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@frozenbodyparts.bsky.social

1,310 followers, 405 follows, 3,575 posts

Registered:17 Nov 2024 03:10

Follow date:19 Jun 2025 20:40

Last post:2 Jan 2026

Last like received:4 days ago

🌏 Who knew the path to world domination, was paved with layers of ironic shitposting ✨Delete your handler ⬇️MIND MORSELS ⬇️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x4jbwhwamadbnourb3it6f7s/feed/aaami45p2o4hk

Shade 5

@shade5.bsky.social

24,686 followers, 6,040 follows, 6,400 posts

Registered:6 Jul 2023 03:05

Follow date:23 May 2025 15:34

Last post:4 days ago

Last like given:3 days ago

Last like received:17 minutes ago

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Ennui Doofen

@ennuidoofen.bsky.social

32,023 followers, 1,905 follows, 17,523 posts

Registered:15 May 2023 13:57

Follow date:18 May 2025 17:27

Last post:21 hours ago

Last like given:2 hours ago

Last like received:2 hours ago

writer of jokes fighter of life 💌: doof@fuck.it more doof ⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...

Crunkolas Driverton

@crunkdriver.bsky.social

11,357 followers, 722 follows, 5,307 posts

Registered:3 Feb 2024 00:34

Follow date:18 May 2025 17:27

Last post:26 Feb 2026

Last like received:21 hours ago

Idiot Recents: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaailub3qgdqy Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social

Fickle Filly

@ficklefilly.bsky.social

8,157 followers, 1,205 follows, 2,086 posts

Registered:13 Jun 2023 06:29

Follow date:17 May 2025 18:49

Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower. https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...

mean things I say to myself

@meantomyself.bsky.social

28,868 followers, 5,313 follows, 5,831 posts

Registered:5 Jun 2023 00:28

Follow date:15 May 2025 12:13

Last post:2 hours ago

Last like given:2 hours ago

Last like received:1 minute ago

NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. $25 to be mean to you $meantomyself Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...

Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺

@hormonella.bsky.social

3,655 followers, 2,948 follows, 1,135 posts

Registered:15 Nov 2024 14:13

Follow date:14 May 2025 21:31

Last post:4 hours ago

Last like given:4 hours ago

Last like received:27 minutes ago

My body is not my temple It’s more like my bar and grill

The Real Kim Shady

@kimmysunshine.bsky.social

16,492 followers, 3,065 follows, 19,030 posts

Registered:31 Jul 2023 16:56

Follow date:14 May 2025 21:30

Last post:16 hours ago

Last like given:16 hours ago

Last like received:4 hours ago

Pilgrim of hope. Location: East of Eden bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdguk6hkxk https://www.instagram.com/kimm...

Nappy Dolemite

@nappydolemite.bsky.social

16,473 followers, 619 follows, 16,331 posts

Registered:11 Aug 2023 19:58

Follow date:9 May 2025 22:29

Last post:3 hours ago

Last like given:2 hours ago

Last like received:42 minutes ago

I'm going to die online. Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p... The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...

Mohamed A. El-Erian verified

@elerianm.bsky.social

53,224 followers, 44 follows, 2,232 posts

Registered:15 Nov 2024 19:33

Follow date:15 Apr 2025 12:05

Last post:6 hours ago

Last like received:9 minutes ago

Professor, Wharton School, and Senior Fellow, Lauder Inst (both at UPenn). Allianz Chief Economic Advisor. Chair, UnderArmour Board of Directors. Board member, NBER. CFR. Former co-CIO/CEO PIMCO and President, Queens' College, Cambridge University.

John Scalzi verified

@scalzi.com

360,096 followers, 681 follows, 23,066 posts

Registered:27 Apr 2023 16:05

Follow date:1 Apr 2025 16:46

Last post:5 minutes ago

Last like given:33 minutes ago

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I enjoy pie. Social Media FAQ: https://whatever.scalzi.com/20...

Trump Golf Track

@trumpgolftrack.com

28,064 followers, 5 follows, 27 posts

Registered:19 Feb 2025 18:38

Follow date:19 Feb 2025 20:26

(Not) working for you. See the latest: TrumpGolfTrack.com

Pete Buttigieg verified

@petebuttigieg.bsky.social

748,962 followers, 15 follows, 349 posts

Registered:2 Feb 2025 22:44

Follow date:15 Feb 2025 14:24

Last post:1 day ago

Last like received:26 seconds ago

Husband, dad, veteran, writer, and proud Midwesterner. 19th US Secretary of Transportation and former Mayor of South Bend.

The Borowitz Report

@borowitzreport.bsky.social

78,095 followers, 7 follows, 1,200 posts

Registered:16 Nov 2024 13:02

Follow date:7 Jan 2025 14:17

Last post:9 Jan 2026

Last like received:5 hours ago

Home of Truth Free newsletter subscription: BorowitzReport.com

Scott Galloway verified

@profgalloway.com

234,730 followers, 77 follows, 1,147 posts

Registered:12 Nov 2024 16:06

Follow date:7 Jan 2025 13:04

Last post:26 minutes ago

Last like received:1 minute ago

Professor of Marketing at NYU Stern School of Business, serial entrepreneur, and host of the Prof G and Pivot Podcasts.

Nicki💗

@awkwardandodd.bsky.social

6,158 followers, 487 follows, 945 posts

Registered:19 Sep 2023 22:14

Follow date:8 Dec 2024 22:39

Last post:7 hours ago

Last like given:6 hours ago

Last like received:2 hours ago

Cat lady. Book nerd. Hobbit. Edinburgh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (All photos my own)

BEAVE

@beaveinflow.bsky.social

23,585 followers, 1,628 follows, 13,951 posts

Registered:3 Apr 2024 01:48

Follow date:3 Dec 2024 18:35

Last post:15 hours ago

Last like given:15 hours ago

Last like received:19 minutes ago

Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦 Beave regular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p... Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:p...

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