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disc horse bot
Registered:10 Nov 2023 01:52
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not AI! this bot is madlibs with rng, it does not do tricks or take commands, it just posts. Not LLM or Markov-based / created by @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social, hosted by @bluebotsdonequick.com
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Jeff
Registered:24 May 2023 12:44
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Executive Producer of "Nephew Swap"
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Cooper Lund
Registered:9 May 2023 16:23
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Shadowboxing the Apocalypse and Wandering the Land
tom
Registered:22 May 2023 13:34
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I host the Great Australian Bake-Off. Check out twitch.tv/TomWalker and the podcast “BigSoftTitty.png” with my cool wife Demi
Kath Barbadoro
Registered:11 May 2023 21:09
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Leaked photo of heaven
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Patrick Cosmos
Registered:15 May 2023 15:18
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James
Registered:9 Oct 2023 20:00
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This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.
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Registered:13 Jun 2023 00:36
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I run a kill shelter for small dogs 💖
drew
Registered:15 Jun 2023 17:40
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writer. used to be on twitter. ready to have a baby
Diedrich Bader
Registered:13 Nov 2024 13:30
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Oubaitori
Remember Some Guys
Registered:8 Aug 2023 23:30
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Remembering a baseball guy once every two hours. By chickenpuppet.online. Powered by Sports-Reference.
Isaac Chotiner
Registered:15 Nov 2024 21:20
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New Yorker staff writer and Houston Rockets fan.
Adam McKay
Registered:26 May 2023 23:23
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Filmmaker: Hyperobject Industries and Yellow Dot Studios
Rarely answer DMs. Unless they are from George Gervin
Bruce Springsteen
Registered:2 Dec 2024 22:26
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brucespringsteen.net
Ed Markey
Registered:1 May 2023 19:45
Follow date:25 Jan 2026 20:31
U.S. Senator fighting for the families and future of Massachusetts. Malden Native, Red Sox Fan, Net Neutrality Defender, co-author of the Green New Deal ( he/him )
Minnesota Star Tribune
Registered:9 May 2023 17:17
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News from Minnesota and beyond. startribune.com
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Chris Gethard
Registered:10 Jul 2025 15:32
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www.punchup.live/chrisgethard
Stand Up Special - https://800PGM.lnk.to/father
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Registered:11 May 2023 19:45
Follow date:11 Jan 2026 23:06
This account is maintained by federal staff to share services and legislation relevant to constituents of NY-14.
Letterman
Registered:23 May 2023 02:06
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Proprietor of Pants
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Raffi_RC
Registered:22 Sep 2023 02:14
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🇨🇦 troubadour. children's champion. ecology. Raffi Foundation for Child Honouring. beluga grads.
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
Registered:14 Nov 2024 18:54
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Fighting every day to deliver a city that working New Yorkers can actually afford. Mayor of New York City.
Charlie
Registered:19 Jul 2023 15:58
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Co-founder @Mbird.org; Keeper of the Gates, and Executive Vice President of Anti-Social Media, @Phish.net; Interests include: virulent misandry, irony, the darkest of humor, paradigms of non-toxic masculinity. Reposts must be considered endorsements.
Tom Marshall
Registered:19 Jul 2023 19:28
Follow date:1 Jan 2026 13:39
Phish writer, Osiris podcaster
Phish-FTR
Registered:28 Dec 2024 07:21
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Phish-FTR on Bluesky! 🎉🦋
Stan Kelly
Registered:8 Jun 2023 20:13
Follow date:31 Dec 2025 23:42
Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years.
"The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM)
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Stella Sacco
Registered:30 Jun 2023 15:41
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writer • narrative designer • lesbian • nyc
Mark Ruffalo
Registered:15 Nov 2024 14:37
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A husband, father, actor, director, & a climate justice advocate with an eye out for a better, brighter, cleaner, & more hopeful future for all of us.
Marisa Kabas
Registered:4 May 2023 02:14
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journalist / founder @ thehandbasket.co
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ProFootballTalk
Registered:13 Nov 2024 15:02
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We cover the NFL with honesty, candor, authenticity, and transparency, in order to enhance fan enjoyment and understanding. © 2026 Football Talk LLC.
Mike Reiss
Registered:13 Nov 2024 20:54
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Patriots reporter for ESPN.
David Simon
Registered:13 Nov 2024 18:25
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Dramatist, author, apostate newspaperman specializing in artisanal contempt and discerning maledicta. The claim that I am the angriest man in television is faint praise indeed; the second angriest is yelling at an agent because residual checks are late.
CHOAM: Spaceknight
Registered:30 Apr 2023 02:10
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Sam Thielman | Graphic novels at NYT Book Review, seen NYer, Flaming Hydra, foreverwars.ghost.io | he/him | DC COMICS: THE STORY OF A UNIVERSE w/Sean Howe forthcoming | should be writing
Matthew Holness
Registered:19 Sep 2023 08:32
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Sunday Times Bestselling Author of GARTH MARENGHI’S TERRORTOME, INCARCERAT, THIS BURSTED EARTH. Also Possum, Darkplace. Agents: RCW Literary Agency/Sophie Chapman Talent/SueTerryVoices
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John Schuhmann
Registered:7 Jul 2023 17:50
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Senior writer for NBA.com, proud Hokie, father of #LeaguePassAlert and Son of Dad.
humpy bograt
Registered:26 Apr 2023 22:59
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hi i'm vrunt. your online friend
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Disco Elysium Quotes
Registered:7 Oct 2023 23:35
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Bot; Posting hourly.
Brandy Jensen
Registered:8 May 2023 21:25
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Adam Serwer
Registered:7 May 2023 15:43
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Romanista. Buy my book: https://www.penguinrandomhouse...
Drew but 2/28/03 Tweezer
Registered:23 Jun 2023 02:41
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I've performed with Trey Anastasio, MMW and Lin Manuel Miranda but don't think it made any of their bios * Mike's Song Consultant * The Mockingbird Foundation
Sen. Lemon Gogurt
Registered:27 Apr 2023 14:28
Follow date:14 Sep 2025 16:56
dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them
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i will do your podcast
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
Registered:6 Dec 2024 15:32
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The Far Side, near at hand
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“james adomian”
Registered:5 Aug 2023 09:55
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“PATH OF MOST RESISTANCE”
standup comedy special on youtube!
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Channel 6
Registered:24 Jul 2023 17:51
Follow date:5 Sep 2025 22:51
New stories from @edsbs.bsky.social and
@hollyanderson.bsky.social, twice a week
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Long Lead
Registered:14 Jun 2023 19:55
Follow date:3 Sep 2025 23:24
A story studio publishing in-depth journalism without compromise. Latest feature: DOUBLE MEANING https://twins.longlead.com/
JB Pritzker
Registered:12 Nov 2024 19:59
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Husband, Father, Entrepreneur at 1871 tech, Founder @thinkbigusa.bsky.social, Governor.
Fighting for a stronger, fairer, and safer Illinois.
Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
Registered:9 Jul 2023 14:16
Follow date:29 Aug 2025 01:08
Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
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Global Tetrahedron
Registered:31 Oct 2024 16:51
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Global Tetrahedron was born of the shadows, and it is committed to control in all its forms. Parent company of The Onion.
derek guy
Registered:1 May 2023 06:41
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Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
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Chris Cantwell
Registered:25 Feb 2025 19:34
Follow date:24 Aug 2025 17:51
Co-Creator of HALT AND CATCH FIRE.
Showrunner of THE TERROR: DEVIL IN SILVER, premiering on AMC soon.
And I write comic books.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Frances Meh
Registered:8 Jun 2023 19:43
Follow date:21 Aug 2025 20:54
minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
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