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The Onion: 20 Years Later
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Archer S
Registered:27 Feb 2026 02:12
No, I donโt turn your kids gay๐
Rome always falls | HHS โ27 | your local gothic teenage lesbian | they/he/she | โจ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐
Ricknz
Registered:25 Jan 2025 03:14
Primary care physician/ Sexual Health Specialist
Ayahuasca Shaman
Registered:13 Nov 2024 01:04
๐ฎ๐ฉ ๐ณ๐ฑ ๐บ๐ธ
Familia fac totum and polymath
My choice is what I choose to do
And if I'm causing no harm
It shouldn't bother you
Your choice is who you choose to be
And if you're causin' no harm
Then you're alright with me
-Ben Harper
Matt Husser
Registered:6 Nov 2024 23:31
Writing at The Hard Times, The Needling
Steve Tornello
Registered:19 Sep 2023 02:27
Screenwriter. Creative Director. Sportswriter. High School Basketball Coach. Husband. Father. Dog Dad. Terrible guitarist.
www.stevetornello.com
zorflez.bsky.social
Registered:17 Feb 2026 14:58
Douglas Hitch Graves
Registered:17 Nov 2024 01:16
Fine Art Photographer.
Dog Lover.
Scholar.
Innovationist - www.CPIUSA.org "The Center For Political Innovation".
fineartamerica.com/profiles/douglashitch-graves
photographybydouglashitchgraves.tumblr.com
The Takoma Torch ๐ฅ๐
Registered:7 Nov 2024 00:07
Takoma Park's ONLY Humor Source. Home of the Nimbee and Takoma Man.
www.takomatorch.com
orangejuliusesq.bsky.social
Registered:21 Jul 2023 02:24
Glenn Vance
Registered:11 Sep 2025 20:00
Son of Glenn and Gwen. Brother of Alan. Father of Noah and Peyton. Main squeeze of Moe. Lives in Texas. Works for large bank. Loves outdoors, hiking, biking, his book club, pre-1990 REM, Superchunk, Old 97s, Star Wars, Spinal Tap, Raising Arizona
kliked
Registered:19 Sep 2023 14:42
socorammie.bsky.social
Registered:7 Nov 2024 16:21
prayforsnow89.bsky.social
Registered:28 Jan 2026 21:36
agatatadina.bsky.social
Registered:29 Jan 2026 18:51
The Way Out Is Through ๐ ๐น ๐ต๐ธ ๐ โญ
Registered:28 Jul 2023 02:19
Social media thinkfluencer. http://boxd.it/2JeVz
scotsgirl
Registered:12 Nov 2024 11:57
Leftist/Socialist/Atheist
Fought the Klan in Kokomo
The Nazis in Berwyn
And the many cops who defended them.
50 year abstainer from animal flesh.
Love trumps hate.
Rich Dahm
Registered:11 Feb 2024 00:26
I re-arrange the alphabet into bundles to induce amusement. The Onion, The Colbert Report, The Middle, The Croods: Family Tree. I specialize in projects beginning with "The."
eric-virginia.bsky.social
Registered:26 Jan 2026 07:44
morph.sky โณ๏ธ
Registered:22 Jul 2024 15:20
@morphSPHERE
Retroist
Registered:26 Jun 2023 15:08
I host the Retroist Podcast and write the Retroist which focuses on nostalgia. I like slightly old stuff and I typo too much. You can find me at https://www.retroist.com & https://patreon.com/retroist.
cavanasm
Registered:6 Feb 2024 22:22
Lurker
m. r. sauter
Registered:25 Jun 2023 15:13
politics/technology/capitalism. prof somewhere.
enthusiastic guitar guy. book on why vc was a bad idea the whole time coming from UChicago Press
writing - https://oddletters.com/
stickers+noise - https://duopoly.bandcamp.com/m...
i curse a lot
he/they
Chloรฉ Cunha
Registered:30 Aug 2023 14:41
Comedian, writer, occasional actor (mostly only for weird gay stuff ๐ณ๏ธโ๐) contributor for The Onion, Reductress, Awf Mag
Iโm Just Sayinโ
Registered:24 Nov 2024 21:32
The Trump Regime is fascism. Call it what it is.
ABOLISH ICE
IMPEACH
CONVICT
REMOVE
REPEAT
Primary anyone who refuses to abolish ICE or to seek the immediate removal & prosecution of the Trump Regime.
EAT THE RICH
DM at your own risk!
#ImJustSayin
SubDude Excitement
Registered:9 Feb 2024 03:41
Letโs do better.
No gods, no masters.
#MotherEarth
Aspiring simple living ape of the north woods. Caretaker @skycladhill.bsky.social #NCT #ManisteeRiver
Seth Johnson
Registered:18 Jul 2023 03:53
Writer. Game designer. In need of a nap. Dumb jokes, but never hurtful ones. He/him.
More of and about me here: https://linktr.ee/sjink
Zehn (โ โโ ยดโ โโ `โ โโ )
Registered:17 Oct 2024 04:11
๐ป๐ณ ENG/VIET OK | she/they | 23 | (โ ^โ ๏ฝโ ^โ ;โ )โ ใ | 16+ content, not NSFW โ
Retro Commercial Screens
Registered:29 Aug 2023 00:04
Human. Posting screenshots (sometimes with commentary) from ๐บ๐ธ/๐จ๐ฆ retro commercials/station IDs/interstitials/etc. throughout the day.
Run by @seraphiscain.bsky.social
Coyote in an ALDI
Registered:19 Nov 2024 19:49
Actor. Comedian. Headline Contributor at The Onion. Senior Editor at thesportsriot.com. Everyone's third favorite.
@arebelyell45
Registered:13 Nov 2024 16:23
Mother, grandmother & proud resister. BA in Legal Studies with a minor in Political Science. Twitter expat, tired of all the bs. We are stronger together. ๐๐๐โโค
a normal person (co-stump slayer)
Registered:30 Jun 2023 15:23
42-year-old enby guy now back in mke (they/he). technically a lawyer. graeberist anarchist. notable mark e smith fan.
bad faith book club is on itunes and spotify but you should listen here: https://archive.org/details/@b...
Adam JB
Registered:17 Nov 2024 14:11
Archivist. He/Him.
EffervescinglyExasperatingent
Registered:28 Dec 2023 13:38
I make things happen. Usually when it is least opportune to do so. And for the least possible benefit.
Bookmarks are existent now. I repost b/c I forget to check Bookmarks.
He/Him, but you could have inferred that from the quality of my interactions.
Elizabetsy
Registered:7 Nov 2024 00:46
TV executive turned pet sitter + dog exerciser. ๐พ I read. I watch too much true crime. ๐ซข #DATELINE. California native. I love the ocean, all dogs, + some people. Unapologetically liberal. No DMs, please. ๐
Ruly Kuan
Registered:31 May 2025 03:30
I play a piece of wood with 4 strings and another with 10 strings...
The Mole People
Registered:29 Nov 2023 18:02
He/They
I have that forestberry flapjacks on a stick on sell for a pot of gruel kinda vibe (at least most of the time).
Charlie Thwaites
Registered:13 Nov 2024 18:05
Retired Clothing Tester
SB
Registered:13 Sep 2023 20:24
she/her. Archivist, rabblerouser, general life enthusiast
icesculpture.bsky.social
Registered:8 Jul 2024 05:19
apholm.bsky.social
Registered:7 Feb 2025 18:14
The Silver Age of The Zeppo
Registered:6 Dec 2024 02:29
Chronic overthinker in chronic pain. Sometimes I write about watching TV.
Mr. Horsemeat
Registered:9 Sep 2023 21:32
Joe Ross
Registered:17 Oct 2023 16:01
Political Science & General Education at work, but this is a personal account.
I like travel, puzzles, board games, and state courts, mostly in that order.
Evelyn Faye
Registered:18 Oct 2024 04:11
and Iโm a sunshine machine โ
Twitch Affiliate // part time streamer full time schemer
10.18.25 ๐
@evelynnfaye on Twitch ๐ฎ