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The Onion: 20 Years Later
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Matt Husser
Registered:6 Nov 2024 23:31
Follow date:19 Feb 2026 03:02
Writing at The Hard Times, The Needling
Seth Johnson
Registered:18 Jul 2023 03:53
Follow date:10 Jan 2026 01:05
Writer. Game designer. In need of a nap. Dumb jokes, but never hurtful ones. He/him.
More of and about me here: https://linktr.ee/sjink
⚡️ Retro TV Caps ⚡️
Registered:4 Nov 2023 14:22
Follow date:4 Jan 2026 23:59
📺 promos and bumpers of 80s and 90s tv. Screencaps from the best the internet has to offer. Post dumps from our IG.
https://www.instagram.com/retr...
Lovingly curated by @pastelpaperback.bsky.social
Retro Commercial Screens
Registered:29 Aug 2023 00:04
Follow date:4 Jan 2026 23:59
Human. Posting screenshots (sometimes with commentary) from 🇺🇸/🇨🇦 retro commercials/station IDs/interstitials/etc. throughout the day.
Run by @seraphiscain.bsky.social
Retro Tech Dreams
Registered:19 May 2023 00:06
Follow date:4 Jan 2026 23:59
Retro tech, early web & vintage computing. 80s, 90s, 2000s nostalgia. Follow for daily posts.
Retroist
Registered:26 Jun 2023 15:08
Follow date:4 Jan 2026 23:59
I host the Retroist Podcast and write the Retroist which focuses on nostalgia. I like slightly old stuff and I typo too much. You can find me at https://www.retroist.com & https://patreon.com/retroist.
ashni
Registered:16 Feb 2025 18:53
Follow date:4 Jan 2026 02:19
nyc writer
rn: #THWW
words in: the onion, reductress, and autostraddle
Mattie
Registered:18 Aug 2023 18:34
Follow date:4 Jan 2026 02:19
Contributor at The Onion, Reductress. Came here straight from MySpace
Coyote in an ALDI
Registered:19 Nov 2024 19:49
Follow date:4 Jan 2026 02:19
Actor. Comedian. Headline Contributor at The Onion. Senior Editor at thesportsriot.com. Everyone's third favorite.
Mike Langley
Registered:21 Aug 2025 11:56
Follow date:4 Jan 2026 02:19
Headline and Features Contributor at The Onion. Published in McSweeney's and Points In Case. Writes The Libel newsletter. RPCV 🇱🇸. High school teacher.
Libby Schreiner
Registered:15 Dec 2024 19:35
Follow date:4 Jan 2026 02:19
Comedy writer, unless you don't find me funny, in which case I'm called a "satirist."
Formerly staff writer at The Onion, Tooning Out The News
Gary Pascal
Registered:3 Aug 2023 01:12
Follow date:4 Jan 2026 02:18
Contributor: The Onion | Co-Host: Murdertown Podcast | Nice, good
Not The Onion
Registered:25 Mar 2025 00:10
Follow date:4 Jan 2026 02:18
Sadly, this is not the Onion.
For true stories that you could have sworn were from The Onion.
Khaleel Rahman
Registered:22 Jul 2023 19:40
Follow date:4 Jan 2026 02:18
Producer for Audacious with Chion Wolf
Contributor for The Onion and Reductress
Twitter: Krahman333
IG: khaleelrahman333
Cara Michelle Smith
Registered:2 Dec 2024 23:04
Follow date:4 Jan 2026 02:18
senior writer at @salonnewsroom.bsky.social covering all things money & power ✍️ satire in the new yorker, the onion, mcsweeney's ✍️
Jen Durbent
Registered:22 Jun 2023 16:30
Follow date:4 Jan 2026 02:16
Writer. Occasional comedian.
Jokes on stage, at the onion, etc. I also ran/run queercoded.com
Books: on the internet on jendurbent.com and on your bookshelves.
Ok. That's all for now.
Janelle Shane
Registered:8 Feb 2024 01:42
Follow date:17 Dec 2025 23:31
I write about the strange side of AI at aiweirdness.com
Also a laser scientist.
She/her. Colorado, USA
The Takoma Torch 🔥🐓
Registered:7 Nov 2024 00:07
Follow date:14 Dec 2025 23:39
Takoma Park's ONLY Humor Source. Home of the Nimbee and Takoma Man.
www.takomatorch.com
Dropout
Registered:19 Oct 2024 00:47
Follow date:10 Dec 2025 22:59
a comedy streamer with all of your favorite shows
🧔♂️ Game Changer
📢 Make Some Noise
🎲 Dimension 20
🫂 Very Important People
🐷 Smartypants
dropout.tv
Sam Reich
Registered:21 May 2023 00:14
Follow date:10 Dec 2025 01:59
🧢 CEO: Dropout
🎤 Host: Game Changer, Make Some Noise
🌸 he / him
Andy Richter
Registered:17 May 2023 02:04
Follow date:10 Dec 2025 01:59
Insta: @richtercommaandy
TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
Podcast: The Three Questions
Call In Show on Sirius XM
https://docs.google.com/forms/...
Lex Vaughn
Registered:16 Nov 2024 17:11
Follow date:5 Dec 2025 22:26
Founder & Editor of @theneedling.com, Seattle's Only Real Fake News. Pulitzer Prize-winning real real news reporter.
A lil more about me: https://tinyurl.com/awveap8v
kottke.org
Registered:1 May 2023 16:17
Follow date:5 Dec 2025 15:43
home of fine hypertext products since 1998. https://kottke.org
Matt Crowley
Registered:14 Nov 2024 00:27
Follow date:4 Dec 2025 19:37
Comedy type person | Former staff writer for The Onion
Jean-Luc Bouchard
Registered:24 Sep 2023 12:10
Follow date:4 Dec 2025 19:37
Creative Nonfiction Editor for Shenandoah. Features contributor at The Onion. Writing in: The New York Times, The Kenyon Review, Vox, The Paris Review's The Daily
https://jeanlucbouchard.com
Scott Sherman
Registered:21 Feb 2024 00:43
Follow date:4 Dec 2025 19:37
Writer at The Daily Show, x Last Week Tonight, Colbert Report, The Onion.
Chloé Cunha
Registered:30 Aug 2023 14:41
Follow date:4 Dec 2025 19:37
Comedian, writer, occasional actor (mostly only for weird gay stuff 🏳️🌈) contributor for The Onion, Reductress, Awf Mag
Will
Registered:6 Jun 2023 17:34
Follow date:4 Dec 2025 19:37
I make stuff here and there.
Past: The Onion, ClickHole, AV Club
willfeinstein.com
Scott Dikkers
Registered:9 May 2024 11:45
Follow date:4 Dec 2025 19:37
🦹♂️ Comedy Supervillain
📕 The Onion Story (Oct 28, 2025)
Rich Dahm
Registered:11 Feb 2024 00:26
Follow date:4 Dec 2025 19:37
I re-arrange the alphabet into bundles to induce amusement. The Onion, The Colbert Report, The Middle, The Croods: Family Tree. I specialize in projects beginning with "The."
Seth Rubin
Registered:25 Aug 2023 18:36
Follow date:4 Dec 2025 19:34
editorial lead at jackbox games. words in the new yorker, the onion, mcsweeney’s, reductress, etc. assigned transsexual at birth
Travis Tack
Registered:30 Sep 2023 00:46
Follow date:4 Dec 2025 19:34
Comedy stuff! Credits: The Onion (Headline And Features Contributor), Hard Times, BBC, etc
Jill Morris
Registered:3 Jul 2023 19:27
Follow date:4 Dec 2025 19:34
Contributor for The Onion, McSweeney's, LA Mag and more. Upright Citizens Brigade alum. Angelyne's campaign manager for CA gov. I wrote a book once.
alex furlin
Registered:18 May 2023 01:10
Follow date:4 Dec 2025 19:34
the twitter user formerly known as thefurlinator • headlines @ the onion
Joshua Johnson
Registered:8 Feb 2024 04:40
Follow date:4 Dec 2025 19:34
Hey there! I anchor the Onion News Network (as Dwight Richmond). Former NBC & NPR. “A pure interviewing beast w/ballerina-like grace." -someone on reddit
Dan Guterman
Registered:16 Dec 2023 20:21
Follow date:4 Dec 2025 19:34
Carol & The End Of The World, Rick and Morty, The Colbert Report, Community, The Onion (Head Writer)
matt klinman
Registered:7 Sep 2023 21:12
Follow date:4 Dec 2025 19:33
Funny or Die's High Science: Stream on Max!
Blood Weed: Audible!
Smartr Podcast NOW FREE ALL PLATFORMS!
Past: The Onion! Sex House! Smart Pipe! FPOU!
Rachel Rose Keller
Registered:27 Jun 2023 19:14
Follow date:4 Dec 2025 19:33
Words in The Onion, Reductress, McSweeney's, the void I scream into
Part time chronic ill-fluencer
Dave Weasel
Registered:19 Dec 2023 18:40
Follow date:17 Nov 2025 02:06
Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper
Oak Bay Gazette
Registered:18 Nov 2024 23:01
Follow date:29 Sep 2025 03:22
Fearless voice of the people (sorry, people). Your insightful Oak Bay parody newspaper.
Amy Ash
Registered:27 Apr 2023 15:52
Follow date:2 Aug 2025 14:56
Film camera tinkerer. Contributer @ The Onion.
amyash.me
W.E. Linde
Registered:12 Nov 2024 20:59
Follow date:28 Jul 2025 02:56
Award-wanting writer and blogger at Damperthree.com. Loves the outdoors. Writes military satire for Duffel Blog and talks pop culture at https://www.youtube.com/@dampe... and fantasy/scifi/horror books at https://www.youtube.com/@D3Rea...
Buffer
Registered:9 Jan 2024 15:26
Follow date:21 Jul 2025 19:59
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Publer
Registered:5 Dec 2023 10:02
Follow date:8 Jun 2025 16:13
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Tim Keck
Registered:12 Nov 2024 04:15
Follow date:31 May 2025 20:53
Co-Founder: The Onion, Portland Mercury, Pulitzer Prize winning The Stranger.
Chris Yal
Registered:12 Nov 2024 19:20
Follow date:25 May 2025 23:00
He/Him 🏳️🌈 🇨🇦
Cyclist, both foot and motor powered
The Brie Bastard in... "Cheesed Off"
Registered:1 Jul 2023 21:14
Follow date:25 May 2025 23:00
Lady, step inside my Hyundai
Maria Bartholdi
Registered:31 Jul 2023 07:33
Follow date:24 May 2025 21:07
Content creator. Comedian + Improviser + Podcaster. I can do a perfect impression of R2D2 screaming. 🤖 🌈 Biz inquiries: mbartholdi@gmail.com
Joe Lancaster
Registered:3 May 2023 17:40
Follow date:19 May 2025 15:59
Assistant editor @reason.com | John Brown stan, power pop enthusiast
Joe Wellman
Registered:19 Nov 2024 21:17
Follow date:9 May 2025 23:45
headline contributor @clickhole.bsky.social
writing contributor @mcsweeneys.net
booger contributor @tissue
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